List Week 2006: You Might Be Addicted to Online Chatting If...by BrownSuga

Happy Friday, MGF faithful! List week seems to be a smash. Thank you to everyone who gave me ideas and wrote entries! Have a great weekend...be safe and have fun! - Lily

10. You’ve changed your sleeping patterns to make your online times most advantageous to high volume chat times. Or you actually set your alarm an hour earlier so you can have guilt free chat time.

9. When your Friday night date consists of you and your significant other ordering the same meal from local restaurants and you chat over dinner. Oh did I mention your ‘friend’ lives in another country?

8. You have 100 people on your Yahoo list, 100 people on your AIM list, 100 people on your MSN list and 100 people on your Myspace friends page and no one person is repeated.

7. Your passport, which didn’t exist a year ago, is now the poster ad for the United Nations, filled with countries you never knew existed. Well you didn’t know existed until you joined that really cool chat site, Men who Love Big Busted Beauties over 40.

6. When your new hobby consists of creating clever nicknames and profiles to trick your online buddies with.

5. When your only photo album is one you created on yahoo or some message board and it’s filled with people you’ve never actually physically hugged, kissed or seen in person.

4. When cyber sex is the only action you’ve had in months and you claim to have a fulfilling sex life.

3. If you turn down going out for your birthday because someone is throwing you a ‘party’ in the chat room and all the cool people are expected to make an appearance.

2. Your family says to invite your new fling over for dinner and you show up with a laptop, webcam, microphone and speakers.

…And the Number 1 sign that YOU might be addicted to online chatting…

1. When your cyber spouse tells you they’ve been subpoenaed to appear in court for your divorce hearing and you didn’t even know your real spouse left.