The Day After: For the Cynics of Love Everywhere

In the interest of fairness -- and to combat the icky, gooey love hangover from yesterday -- I thought it'd be fun to take the flipside. Yes cynics, I'm throwing you a bone!

For those of you thinking that yesterday was a complete waste...I give to you a few greeting cards that Hallmark more than likely rejected.

Even they have an off day!

Enjoy the selection and feel free to use these in a pinch!

"Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it.

She moved in with me."

"Looking back over the years

That we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

'What the hell was I thinking?'"

"Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband."

"How could two people as beautiful as you

have such an ugly baby?"

"I've always wanted to have

someone to hold,

Someon to love.

After having met you...

I've changed my mind."

"I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in hell until I met you."

"When we were together,

You always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise."